An Oxymoronic Post

It was a bright sunny night and I was busy doing nothing. It was an open secret that I remain jobless most of the time!. I was getting really tired being alone together with my jobless self and I thought of taking a break. Nothing much came to my mind as I started pondering what to do. Finally I decided to write a blog post and I was terribly pleased with my decision. This was because my blog was almost dead with no activities for over four months now(excluding my previous post)! I wanted to write an interesting post which would clearly confuse the reader(atleast for a little while). While I was half done with my blog post, I heard my stomach grumble for food. Being the glutton that I am, more is always less for me in terms of food. After pacifying my stomach with some scrumptious food, I got back to blogging leaving the dining table in a fine mess.I completed my blog post and went through it once again to check whether it was ready to be posted or not. After checking the alignment and spacing, I updated my blog with this post and turned off my PC. In doing so, I had to click on the start button to shut down my PC!