Saturday, February 03, 2007

PETROL - The nonpareil

Waahhh Petrol! such a divine aroma it has. Every morning when I take my vehicle out, I open it's petrol tank, take in two to three deep breaths and then proceed riding it. Its unexplainable how a substance like petrol with such great smell isn't edible. Being the connoisseur of good food that I am, you can take it from me that petrol would really make a scrumptious cuisine. You can trust me on this.

I would really appreciate it if in the near future edible things like petrol candy, petrol soup, petrol crust pizza, instant petrol noodles, food with petrol aroma, petrol pickle, petrol juice, petrol flavored ice-creams etc hit the market. It would also be nice if non edible products like petrol soaps, petrol deodourants, petrol hair oil are also manufactured. Just think about it wouldn't it be great? It sure will. It would also be nice if the properties of petrol are also incorporated in these products excluding its poisonous ones. By properties, I mean milage (amount of work speaking in human terms) this depends upon the individual too like how milage depends on the vehicle, rate of combustion (rate at which it gets digested speaking in human terms) etc.

If these products do hit the market, the bears and bulls analysis would be an interesting one. Firstly, coffee prices will fall as they will be replaced by petrol beverages. These beverages will be used to kick start the day. Coffee addicts might turn petrol addicts. Secondly, these products will become ubiquitous. All shops ranging from the smallest to the biggest of the biggest supermarkets will have these products. Thirdly, it will be bulls for these products not in terms of prices but in terms of sales.

Well let me not get too carried away. All of these might happen only if such products come into existence. These petrol products are just figments of my imagination but in reality, the probability of such products getting manufactured is almost zero. What the hell, I might just be wrong because I am weak in PQT!!!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dei dei dei. Ne puthu blog post na vudane kranti 07 tech quiz tension pathintu nenaichen! Anyways petrol products.. Hmmmm! Dei petrol vekara velaiku manushanala vehicle ke petrol poda mudile and US s invading countries for their oil resources! Ithula sapda arambicha!! Kadavul than kapathanum!! Imagination ku no limits ntu u have proved!!

CHao!!!

Unknown said...

hmmm....nice blog da....but funny...
i have 1 point da...if petrol becomes edible,no one will smoke...ha ha

Ganesh Prabhu said...

@krishna

Itz all my imagination dude. So there are no invasions and hiked prices there. Anyway thanks a lot for dropping by and posting your comment.

@manoj

They'll smoke buddy. Not necessary that it must be a cigar or a pipe or any tobacco product for that matter. As soon as the petrol product goes in, smoke will automatically come out from their mouth!. Anyway thanks a lot for dropping by and posting your comment.

Gads said...

Nalla imagination da unaku. but you are fond of the quote "today's fiction is tomorrow's reality". so may be all this will happen one day.. apo unaku nobel prize kudukalam :D

Ganesh Prabhu said...

@gadha

Habba finally you have posted a comment on my blog. Nobel prize ah? thank you thank you.

Anonymous said...

U ve jus smelt petrol...u can never say tat the taste ll be good wit its smell...u ever passes thru a sugar factory...the smell is YUCk Yuck!! but the taste is YUMM!!! ....

Anonymous said...

*passed*

Raghuveeran said...

@venkat
pavam kozhlandai ku petrol taste thriyadhu nu emathariya...ComEonNN baby tlk to me...i'll taste petrol in front of u...
NOTE: but only few droplets...
ACCORDIN TO MA ANALYSIS petrol taste is ok..not tat bad..

I lik to say something here cuso4 tastes really baddddddd.....

barbi bharadwaj said...

horrible taste! cha horrible smell ? which one? food out of petrol?

i know chennai needs more genres of cuisines in restaurants present, aana epadiya?

i love the smell of petrol, naphthalene balls, but i never imagined biscuits out of them.

Anonymous said...

ha ha ..nice blog da...it was so funny to imagine those...