PETROL - The nonpareil

Waahhh Petrol! such a divine aroma it has. Every morning when I take my vehicle out, I open it's petrol tank, take in two to three deep breaths and then proceed riding it. Its unexplainable how a substance like petrol with such great smell isn't edible. Being the connoisseur of good food that I am, you can take it from me that petrol would really make a scrumptious cuisine. You can trust me on this.

I would really appreciate it if in the near future edible things like petrol candy, petrol soup, petrol crust pizza, instant petrol noodles, food with petrol aroma, petrol pickle, petrol juice, petrol flavored ice-creams etc hit the market. It would also be nice if non edible products like petrol soaps, petrol deodourants, petrol hair oil are also manufactured. Just think about it wouldn't it be great? It sure will. It would also be nice if the properties of petrol are also incorporated in these products excluding its poisonous ones. By properties, I mean milage (amount of work speaking in human terms) this depends upon the individual too like how milage depends on the vehicle, rate of combustion (rate at which it gets digested speaking in human terms) etc.

If these products do hit the market, the bears and bulls analysis would be an interesting one. Firstly, coffee prices will fall as they will be replaced by petrol beverages. These beverages will be used to kick start the day. Coffee addicts might turn petrol addicts. Secondly, these products will become ubiquitous. All shops ranging from the smallest to the biggest of the biggest supermarkets will have these products. Thirdly, it will be bulls for these products not in terms of prices but in terms of sales.

Well let me not get too carried away. All of these might happen only if such products come into existence. These petrol products are just figments of my imagination but in reality, the probability of such products getting manufactured is almost zero. What the hell, I might just be wrong because I am weak in PQT!!!