Impaired Hearing Syndrome

1.Happened during Balaji's brother's reception.Balaji(my school friend) came near Srinath(my school friend) carrying a small girl.
Srinath : What's her name?
Balaji : Ananya.
Srinath : Annonymous ah?

2.Happened during Balaji's brother's reception.
I : saapadu potadhum joots sollu, veetukku poi IPL finals pakanum(Inform me when dinner is ready to be served. I need to get home quickly to watch the IPL final).
Balaji : Juice ange irrukku da(Juice is over there).

3.Happened during Balaji's brother's reception.
Srinath : Balaji appa young ah irrukar(Balaji's father looks very young).
I : Adho ange ninnukittu irrukar da.(He is standing right there).

4.Happened when I was casually talking with my friend Raghu.
Raghu : Nethiki nan maava kudichen da(Yesterday I drank flour).
I : Maava eppidi da kudiche(How can you drink flour)?
Raghu : enna da aachiryama paakare(why do you look so surprised)?
I : enna maava kudiche? maida maava illa arisi maava?(what flour did you drink? rice flour or wheat flour)?
Raghu : Ada pavi nan maava pathi pesale, Maa mango dring pathi pesinen(Oh my god, I wasn't talking about flour, I was talking about a mango drink named Maa).

5.Happened in college.
Manoj Balaji or Dhanasekar(not sure) : Id card podadhe pasangaleyellam pudikarange da.(Students not wearing ID cards are being caught).
I : Enge da(where)?
MB or D : Near the toilet. Twenty rupees fine.
Aswin Kumar : amam da mufti le irrukange.(Yes they are in mufti).